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Parent just expires after waiting for their child to
finish what should have been a 3 minute chore.
HAMILTON, ON - The parent of 2 just shrivelled up after the child was unable to complete the task of picking up clothes off their bedroom floor within a lifetime. It’s been reported that there were at least 3 items but no more than 6. The child was heard asking “do i have to pick them all up” which may have sent the parent into a downward spiral.
